![]() Maybe the Syracuse Zoom Tan groupies know what they’re talking about after all. If nothing else, my time at Zoom Tan taught me one valuable lesson: If something makes you feel confident then do it! If you want to glow then glow, baby! Just make sure you don’t buy the overpriced lotion. While I will definitely be canceling that yearly membership, I have a new understanding and appreciation for the fake tanning lifestyle. Honestly, I felt like a glowing, bronzed goddess. Luckily, after a bit of exfoliating, my tan came out surprisingly well and gave me a confidence boost I was not expecting. My tan had fully developed and I was an entirely other level unbeknownst to man of “sunkissed”. As I opened my Snapchat selfie camera, I was in shock, and, well… let’s just say I freaked out. “Don’t freak out when you see it in the morning,” were the last words I heard as I left the tanning salon.Īfter a restless night sleep with the Zoom Tan lady’s warning ringing in my ears, I finally rolled out of bed to the sound of my alarm. I somehow walked out of Zoom Tan that night with a year-long membership, an overpriced lotion I most definitely did not need and the second darkest spray tan available. I was just here for the experience, you know? A single spray of the absolute lightest shade. Jared from Zoom Tan shares 6 of the BEST spray tanning tips Thank you again for watching Share with your friends to give them a chance to win a free bottle. Was I really turning into one of those girls? The car ride to Zoom Tan was one of self-reflection. ![]() When October struck and I realized that my summer tan lines were swiftly fading, I had to take matters into my own hands. That ~srat~ girl, looking like the spawn of a (not so) Hot Cheeto and the peanut butter baby, sprinting to her Uber in her white Air Force 1s because if a drop of rain touches her, she will look splotchy at date night, and her life will consequently be ruined. But much to surprise, everything changed when I came to Syracuse and the Zoom Tan epidemic hit me like a truck. I used to think that there was no bond stronger than spray tans and dirty Jersey (other than Snooki & JWoww of course). If spotting the worst fake tan the week of prom was a sport, I would have undoubtedly graduated high school as captain of the varsity team. I have seen just about every spray tan in the book. Let me preface this by saying I’m from New Jersey. Enjoy getting your spray tan in the comfort of your own home or hotel room for your spray tan.
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